The Journal of God

Ressurection

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:19:24 GMT

Hmm, LONG TIME ago I forgot my password, and my email account I signed up with lapsed and I never got my password. But I recently was able to get my old email address back again and reset the password. Not that anyone cares I'm sure. But anyone still out there yo?

Tue, 17 May 2005 05:12:53 GMT

So tell me, who is still out there in LJ land? And what's been going on, anything good?

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:13 GMT

sorry

Fear my walls!

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 06:43:44 GMT

Sorry, I'm adding these to a cut now.

and my excessively large pictures.

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 04:09:14 GMT

Hey I just noticed I have another gmail invite to give away. I don't know if anyone still wants one, but if so I'll give it away to anyone who can get me a picture of tits with ihavefriends written on them. I don't actually think anyone will do this, but at the same time, I really don't care if I give this invite away.

ciao

We're doomed.

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 05:00:21 GMT

So I'm eating my breakfast cereal, turn the box around, and BAM...

This is why we are doomed bitches.

EDIT: What the hell is up with those faces? Who uses &:-) "my hair is so curly"? or B:-) "I'm wearing shades on my head"?

This is my new emoticon I wan't everyone to use `:-o "I'm masterbating so furiously while talking to you on the internet I have sweat flying from my forehead" NOW USE IT.

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 17:11:17 GMT

Hey, I've been away for a while, and just got back in town last night and am leaving town for a while today. My dad is being sued and we are avoiding the people who keep trying to serve us at our home, so I'll be away for a little while longer unless I get access to the internet here and there, but I am not GONE!

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 19:28:48 GMT

Everyone join my new community friend_futhman NOW, this is not an option.

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 07:01:37 GMT

OK, people keep trying to advertise in my posts in comments. So damnit, this is the official ihavefriends Whore Yourself thread, so advertise whatever the hell you want. Don't ever say I don't do anything for you bastards.

Also I get at least one yagmi message a week it seems like anymore, I've started a yagmi revolution. Here is the latest attempt from beanochavez

brainisburger84: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: damn right
brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: if you say that backwards, its i'm gay

brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: im gay
UrMyFriendHeart: I figured, you have that vibe
brainisburger84: yagmi!
UrMyFriendHeart: no, you shouldn't put a ! on it
brainisburger84: !yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: thats still on it
brainisburger84: ! yagmi !
UrMyFriendHeart: thats by it
brainisburger84: ! yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: above it
brainisburger84: yagmi !
UrMyFriendHeart: below
brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: !
brainisburger84: got you!
brainisburger84: hahahahahahhahahahahaha
UrMyFriendHeart: got you!
UrMyFriendHeart: hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
brainisburger84: no no.... I got YOU
brainisburger84: hahahahahahahahahaha
brainisburger84: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: how did you get me
brainisburger84: cause.... I did...ahahahahahhahahahhahhahahha
UrMyFriendHeart: i bet
brainisburger84: i did... and you know it
UrMyFriendHeart: I know nothing
brainisburger84: hahaha... yer dumb cause you don't know nothin
brainisburger84: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: I know everything you know times 3
brainisburger84: bah.... times 0, you mean
brainisburger84: cause anything times 0 is 0...get it, dummy?
UrMyFriendHeart: sure
brainisburger84: good
brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: yagmi
brainisburger84: yagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmiyagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: I've started a revolution
brainisburger84: yes.... yes you have

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 06:13:41 GMT

I gave a couple invites out, but unfortunately they stopped giving me invites, bastards. So unfortunately I may not be able to give out anymore unless I get some more. Sorry.

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 18:18:54 GMT

Hey I had to leave town suddenly, I'll give out some invites in a few days when I get back if you guys still need some.

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 00:06:50 GMT

Anyone want a gmail invite? Convince me why I should give you one.

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 05:17:53 GMT

Ok so dialasmile is having a bad couple of days apparently. I guess Toyah broke up with her as you can see from her post here to quote a little bit "CKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU". Anyways you should all comment and tell her it will be ok, or won't be ok, or whatever, I don't care JUST COMMENT!

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 05:36:23 GMT

I changed my find, fuck it, I don't want to get married anymore (plus I'm to lazy to play out the rest of it). So, I'm not getting married anymore.

In other news, I was in a good mood today and felt like doing someone on my friends list a favor, so I randomly picked anthroguy22. I glanced over his journal to and I felt like he needed to probably get laid, so to give him that extra edge I submited his email address to several companies that sell viagra online. Then I thought he might not be able to get women, so I added signed up him up for several of those "pics in your mail" sites, so you'll be getting plenty of material for your all night solo love fests buddy! And since after all that I was still bored I submitted you to about a dozen other mailing lists, so you should be getting all kinds of useful and informative information for the rest of your life! No need to thank me, I'm always happy to help!

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 08:18:29 GMT

Ok, so i'm still working on the marriage thing, I've just been busy the last two days. But man, people say I have to much time on my hands, check out fruit_boy. Apparently he has those pet journals? And a few others I think, I dunno, I got confused following all the jounal links.

Operation Get Married 2004

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 06:49:04 GMT

Ok earlier today I was washing some dishes and thoguht to myself, this really sucks! Then I started thinking about some other things that suck like cooking and washing clothes. :-( So i'm sitting there trying to figure out a solution to my problem and it occured to me that girls love that sort of stuff, so then my mission became clear I MUST GET MARRIED! I need someone to do all those things for me that I hate doing. Then I started thinkging, well I don't have any good prospects, so I am trying something new, way beyond lj dating, I am searching for my wife on LJ! With the shot gun theory if I ask enough people... I gotta atleast get some good leads right? Oh and don't worry, you know all of you are invited to the wedding!

So far my prospects are...

status

n_i_c_o_l_e_23 DENIED :-(
lizmm waiting for response
gwennie waiting for response
missvic waiting for response
hapadoll waiting for a clarification of her answer link
vicarinatutu aparently i'm not origional enough for her :-( link
strawberryjuice waiting for response
electricoolaid waiting for response (screening proposal)
kathrynh922 waiting for response
cover_your_eyes waiting for response
imagisme DENIED :-( link I'm currently charging her bf to a steal cage deathmatch.
_girlrobot_ waiting for response
kupcake86 waiting for response
odull waiting for response
waterlilychi hmm made the entry I posted to FO, and left me this message "FUCK ALL OF YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE!" I'm taking that as a no...
frostyiscute420 waiting for response
st_morphine waiting for response
ihavebuttons oh god, he's a GUY, why do I keep making that mistake! link... but he didn't say no, hmm...
hail_2_thethief waiting for response
mistressm waiting for response
insomniiac YES!! link
achenar waiting for response
noisyevergleam waiting for response
egosexual waiting for response
sati_princess YES!!
emptythechamber waiting for response

I got an anonymouse proposal here that sounds promising!

I sent them all this proposal

__________________________

My dearest love, I'm sure you are wondering just why I am writing you, well I will get to that. But first I would like to say I love you, I know we have only known each other for a short period of time, but in the time I spent reading your journal and checking out your info page, I have fallen deeply and hopelessly in love. We share many of the same interests like ________! This is why I am asking you to marry me.... Will you marry me? It will be great, and I'm sure it will work out for a nice long happy run. I promise to love and cherish you forever, and also promise to allow you to cook, clean, and all those other things girls love to do. In return you will promise to love and cherish me and not mind when I am with other girls. I am more than ready for the responsibility of marriage, I am up for a raise next week and god willing, I will become FRY COOK! The sky is endless from there! So please say yes, don't let to much logic cloud your mind, follow your heart and take a chance, I'll be waiting!

xoxo
__________________________

I'll keep you updated on the status on each one, and if you know of anyone else who is single or looking and EXTREMELY HOT let me know and I will propose to them also!

I'd make a way better president than all you...

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 08:17:20 GMT

A few days ago me and Johnny Dark kurtcobain14580 (we call him that because he is super goth, or so he says. we used to call him Johnny X when he was going through his "hardcore" phase, since X is very hardcore, which is funny I think cause it also represents strait edge, which is like to contradicting terms, because argue all you want, straight edge is NOT hardcore. Don't talk to me about hardcore until you get smashed and snort coke off a dead hookers ass. But that is getting off topic, especially since he is gay, and that wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that he is gay, and goth... but wears pink and purple and other bright colors. But if you ask him, he will tell you it's all about whats on the inside and that his sole is black and in forever morning, but then we ask him why he is alway dancing and singing to show tunes late at night when he doesn't think anyone is looking, and he just says "shut up, you wouldn't understand my pain." I don't understand how someone can play the whole, "the world hates me, i hate everyone, whoa is me" card when your dad was a dot com millionaire, but he went broke when everyone realized that the internet has no redeeming value and that it isn't a good idea to invest your money in something that when broken down really is just a lot of these < > signs. But before that happened he bought John one of those little miata's and like every piece of star wars and hello kitty memorabila ever made, so it wasn't like he wasn't taken care of. Sucks though, his sister his sister wrecked the miata into a midget and totaled it. His sister is the echelon of stupidity though, you know the matrix where neo can like see the "code" in the matrix, well when his sister talks it is like I can actually see the "AOL speak" text pour from her mouth. Speaking of AOL speak, that is one of the greatest if not the greatest movement/act of contradiction in the history of modern man. Our children will probably see documentarys on A&E about it. In case you don't know what I am talking about here is a brief run down of AOL speak history skipping over some of the boring or not important steps. Small networks around the world-networks collide-internet born-small providers pop up charging like $0342.582.rr08^7 dollars an hour, only rich or people who NEED to use it are connected-AOL starts giving away billions of free hours and introducing a unlimted monthly fee-EVERY 12-16 year old child in America is suddenly on the web (probably with the password poohbear) and in chat rooms-huge clash of lazyness, young dumb ignorance, and a desire to be cool start butchering the english language early examples, c, u, brb, lol, and the dreaded asl-over the next several years it gets demolished into shit like 1337, HAX0R, ROX, etc...-someone who I will refer to as "cool dude", because I can't think of anything better to call him, and i'm sure he thinks he is cool, thinks to himself "holy shit, that is cool, I wish I would have started talking like that first, why couldn't I be that cool?" so of course not wanting to look like he copied an AOLer, but still wanting to speak "1337" uses a very well know and historically documented technique/theory, everyone knows the way to get away with doing something moronic is by claiming it is in mockery of someone else. I think the legiticmacy of it was challenged in the supreme court, ROE vs. WADE I think, but it was upheld, and to this very day it is used to epidemic to near catastrophic portions. Because of ROE vs. WADE people can now act totally moronic and be cool because they "claim" they are doing it to mock someone else, then some one else copies them to infinity until soon the language will look like this jflsjf@SF@)(T& sdfaos9d&( ksajf@#$@W^T asdklajO(** and it will make complete sense.-This hasn't happened yet, but this is a step that I am adding "AOL Speak" is now offically renamed "Cool kid speak who mock AOLers and in turn made it their language", ok thats a little rough, but I'm working on refining it to something more catchy. Anyways, it just makes me want to punch babies everytime I hear her speak. I endure her torture, however, because she has this super hot friend rxcoma she claims she is only into girls, but I think I am so close to cracking that klon-dyke shell of hers and getting to the creamy filling. She has this "friend" though myykkal who plays the "understanding guy friend" role, but I've overheard him betting people that he will get in her pants... he is my only competition though. But that's cool, in the mean time I got everyone else on the side. That got me thinking though, I was trying to figure out what to do for money, and I figured I could start up a strip joint. It's all been done though, I wanted something different, something to appeal to a new niche so I came up with the idea to open a strip club in Siria that features muslim girls, this isn't concrete yet, but I'm thinking about calling it "Allah's Secret", but if anyone has any better idea's I am deffinately open to hearing them. But come on, that's a damn good idea, you know the world is thinking, "just what is under all that clothing" right? But I'm getting a bit off topic here so I'll stop before I get to lost.) went shopping at Old Navy, bought a couple of those trendy tanks, and then had an ice cream in the park!

On a side note, my previous meme has exploded, I dare you to show me one doing better!

YIFF! YIFF!

Tue, 25 May 2004 06:17:48 GMT

Earlier today I was watching Trigger Happy TV, and I don't know if you ever seen the show or not, it used to be on comedy central, but I think it might have been canceled. But anyways, it went to one of the skits where two people dressed up in animal costumes were acting like they were having sex in public. Then it hit me, furries probably masturbate to this show, I was watching FURRY PORN/EROTICA!! But then I felt all dirty inside. :-( But then I started to think, I bet there is other furry porn out there hidden in every day TV. Anyone else think of any?

Oh and on a completely unrelated note... I wasn't going to post this cause I hate to clutter up my journal with them, but damn, I already have a ton of people so I thought what the hell.

Get your own Meme Meme!

Mon, 24 May 2004 19:06:16 GMT

Hey, you people should join ljpizza_party!

Tue, 18 May 2004 08:03:31 GMT

Join my march against axe deoderant (sp?) and body spray!!! Jesus, that shit doesn't work, I bought a can and sprayed it all over myself and went to a lesbian bar and NOTHING happened! So I thought I maybe I was doing it wrong and for a tough crowd so I bought 7 bottles, sprayed the contents of all of them all over my body. Went to the club and nothing, nothing like the commercials at all. I was hoping for some hot dyke tail, but sadly I had to settle for a_freakin_dork

But in other news I was talking to entropygirl about a problem she was having with her bf irunwithknives, if you're under 65 or over 65, you probably shouldn't read whats under the cut becuase it contains some adult oriented stuff and is not to be used as wanking material for you perverts.

indigoentropy: hey
UrMyFriendHeart: hey
UrMyFriendHeart: whats up
indigoentropy: can you keep a secret?
UrMyFriendHeart: you know I can
indigoentropy: I'm having problems with brad
UrMyFriendHeart: what kind
indigoentropy: I thought he was cheating on me
UrMyFriendHeart: o
indigoentropy: ya, he was always making flimsy excuses of why he was gone and this and that, and I found out he has been skipping days of work, but he tells me he goes. so I set up a trap
UrMyFriendHeart: what kind?
indigoentropy: i'm getting there
indigoentropy: I talked to his boss, and told him to call me the next time he called in sick or something. And then a few days later he called and said brad called in sick.
indigoentropy: I didn't have to work that day, but I told him I did and went to a friends house down the road for about an hour. I walked back to our place and was trying to see if I could see anything going on.
indigoentropy: there was a note on the door, so I snuck over to look and it said "welcome to the rodeo". I had no clue what the fuck that meant. then I started to hear some giggles.
UrMyFriendHeart: whoa
indigoentropy: ya, I opened the door and there was 3 guys including brad. Brad was on his hands and knees naked except for animal ears and what I later found out was a "horse tassle butt plug" and then the two other guys were naked except for cowboy hats, boots, and gun holsters and were both riding brad like a horse.
UrMyFriendHeart: NO FUCKING WAY!
UrMyFriendHeart: no
indigoentropy: Ya, I recognized one of the guys, it was justin. I didn't recognize the other guy, but I just slammed the door and ran back to my friends house.
UrMyFriendHeart: JUSTIN! jasonecaesar justin?
indigoentropy: ya i think thats his journal. I dont know what to do though, that was yesterday and I havent gone back yet.
UrMyFriendHeart: um, I guess it could have been worse maybe? he could have been with a girl.
UrMyFriendHeart: although, I don't think i'll ever be able to get that image out of my head, whoa...
indigoentropy: i dont know, I just have to think about it.
indigoentropy: but you have to promise not to tell ANYONE, ok?
UrMyFriendHeart: ya don't worry about it.
indigoentropy: I will completely deny the whole thing and call you a liar if you do.
indigoentropy: I gotta go though, I gotta go lay down and think. i'll talk to you later, thanks.
UrMyFriendHeart: hey if you need me, you know where I am.
indigoentropy: thanks, later

Wow, I know what you're thinking, but I'm sure when she said not to tell anyone, that didn't include you guys. I thought about drawing an image of what it might have looked like, but I think I'll spare everyone. I gotta get some sleep now though.

Sat, 08 May 2004 09:06:45 GMT

Refresh your friends list and reply to the 3rd entry from the top with the phrase “In the Butt.” no matter what the content of the original entry.

Then repost these instructions in your own LJ.

ireth was my victim.

Thu, 06 May 2004 23:29:17 GMT

tick tick tick tick....
♥, ihavefriends

Thu, 06 May 2004 09:25:01 GMT

Oh man, this is really freaking me out, I Have FOUR stalkers!

entropygirl
landescaping
eatmyshitbiotch
alan_turing

They friended me and I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE!! It's really quite creepy! I can't believe someone would do that, I mean I put my deep private thoughts on the public internet, and now people like them are reading them. :(

Thu, 06 May 2004 05:48:58 GMT

This text will scroll left to right.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/doodoocaca.html

Mon, 03 May 2004 02:17:39 GMT

Lately I've been geting a bunch of people messaging me on AIM, and since I'm bored, I thought I would post some of the funnier ones.

Anonymous
runaway punkin: WHO ARE YOU?????
UrMyFriendHeart: ted
runaway punkin: DO I KNOW YOU???
UrMyFriendHeart: no
runaway punkin: TAKE ME OFF YOUR STUPID FRIEDS LIST!
UrMyFriendHeart: OK
runaway punkin: NOW
UrMyFriendHeart: who are you?
runaway punkin: I'M NOT TELLING YOU
runaway punkin: I'M NOT THAT STUPID!
UrMyFriendHeart: i meant your journal
runaway punkin: I KNOW
UrMyFriendHeart: how can I remove you then?
runaway punkin: I 'M NOT TELLING YOU
runaway punkin: JUST REMOVE ME!
UrMyFriendHeart: i cant
runaway punkin signed off at 2:00:35 PM

nocturnal007
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: yagmi to you aswell
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: yep
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: who are you?
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: I got that already
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: ahhh you're nocturnal007
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: I can fix that for you
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: if you say that backwards, its i'm gay
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: are you?
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: i'll take that as a yes
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi
UrMyFriendHeart: I'm gonna go now
XxNocturnal007xX: yagmi

schmoejoe
dramasinevitable: boxers or briefs?
UrMyFriendHeart: Why?
dramasinevitable: I like to know
UrMyFriendHeart: who are you?
dramasinevitable: you added me
UrMyFriendHeart: what is your journal?
dramasinevitable: schmoejoe
dramasinevitable: boxers or briefs?
UrMyFriendHeart: are you a guy?
dramasinevitable: yes
UrMyFriendHeart: and you want ot know what kind of underwear I wear?
dramasinevitable: I like to know what my friends wear, whats wrong with that?
UrMyFriendHeart: you dont have many friends do you?
dramasinevitable: no :-(

shaggymcdog
Br0llyX: you suck fucking loser
UrMyFriendHeart: ok
UrMyFriendHeart: who are you?
Br0llyX: your wordst nightmare bitch.
UrMyFriendHeart: does my nightmare have a name?
UrMyFriendHeart: nm i see you're shaggymcdog
Br0llyX: what, no wait
Br0llyX: how did you know?
UrMyFriendHeart: the link is in your profile
Br0llyX: damn, I forgot about that hehehehe
Br0llyX: haha, I deleted it
UrMyFriendHeart: I still know who you are
Br0llyX signed off at 5:43:15 PM
Br0llyX signed on at 5:58:41 PM
Br0llyX: haha, that wasnt my journal, it was a joke
UrMyFriendHeart: yes it is
Br0llyX: no it isnt
UrMyFriendHeart: your AIM name in on the profile
Br0llyX signed off at 6:03 PM